pizza sounds good right about now

  • nourishyourturtleheart:

    joxtercat:

    A baby pika! Listen to his little cry. Someday it will be much louder.

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    * W I G G L I N G I N T E N S I F I E S *

    (Source: vm.tiktok.com, via myqueenacademia-deactivated2021)

  • jahminican:

    Praying for the woman I’ll be in 5+yrs I hope she’s happy, and loved, living life unapologetically, doing what she loves.

    (via literallyrad)

  • sixmonthsandgone:

    “Why do you read so much?”

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  • gladers-of-olympus:

    When someone says a fact about Greek Mythology that I didn’t know about

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  • one-time-i-dreamt:

    I was at a John Mulaney show and afterwards I managed to get in the elevator with him. It was just us and he said, “Sorry about this, I’m quite inebriated,” then he hit me over the head with a wine bottle and I passed out from the pain.

  • guckygarnes:

    this image looks like chris evans is mulaney’s highschool bully coming to shove him in a locker

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  • stuck-y-together:

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    John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.

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  • foxmouth:

    Flower Portraits
    2010-12
    Jula Mint

    (via bled)